Mico-Manager on Duty
Welcome to the working week folks!
My work is never done when it comes to supervising the hired help. I have already been into the butler's bunker (it looks more like a bunker than an actual office because it is so dark and dingy, seriously would it hurt to inject a little colour into this joint?)
Then it is off the maid's office to demand treats (she has a jar on her desk) and be a right pain in the butt most of the working day with my endless talking and demands. I have already aided the maid's spelling skills by walking across her keyboard several times today and as a result, she now proofreads every email she sends. Her level of grammar will not set the world on fire, but hey it is an improvement, one can't ask for more than that from this monkey.
I like to monitor the maid from all angles, sometimes incognito and sometimes I am staring right at her as she works. She says it gives her a complex, I say 'work harder lady, we don't pay you to faff about'!
As you can see, I also have a bird watching vantage point and like to chat with the tuis and pigeons on the daily. It drives the maid nuts as apparently I am breaking her concentration, like she even has that level of intelligence to begin with!
The pigeons taunt me with their flying antics and often stare at me from the neighbour's roof chirping abusive comments. When they really want to piss me off, they fly directly at the window and then swoop up and sit on MY bloody roof, boy does that send me off my dial in rage!
The maid has a full day marking assessments today, so I have allowed her an additional cuppa - and if she is good at morning tea, I may approve a cookie.
Lou 'mico-manager' McCat 
