About McCat's

Chester McCat - I love the smell of money! 



Hey! I head up this train wreck of a business with my expert skills in business ownership and management. I run the house with an iron paw and ensure the human hired help are always working to an unreasonably high level of productivity. In my spare time, I like to count my money and come up with new ways to fleece the human help of their hard-earned cash. Some of my favourite labels for money are ‘bacon, making bank, chump change, dinero, moolah and greenbacks….’ Follow me for more human fleecing hacks!

Theo McCat - I would like to teach the world to read!



Ahhh, welcome everyone! You may not see a lot of me, mainly because I work well behind the scenes and act as a support puss for the maid. I am her buddy and constant, and often found right next to her at every opportunity with a book in my paw! I love words and try and teach the hired help how to sound out syllables when they are reading contracts or other important information. I am very high maintenance, follow a strict diet and demand that my coat is brushed and groomed daily. I am a sucker for shot of catnip and a warm comfy bed. I would love nothing more than to be a teacher's aide for a school and teach the world to read! Follow me for reading hacks!

Freddie McCat - Rest and digest people!

 

Well hello everyone, my name is Professor Fred, and I like to teach classes in the art of caring for my fine self. I expect attendance at my daily classes at 6 am and homework will be given! It is very important that people know how to look after… well… namely ME and I receive high end care at all hours of the day. In my spare time, I like to sleep in the sun, lazily graze freshly caught (from the fridge no less) snacks and meals and critique the hired help. See! My work is never done!

Louie McCat - Surf is up!


Hey everyone, I am Louie, but everyone calls me Lou. I fancy myself as a bit of a surfer dude and can be found every morning on the hired help’s bedroom balcony looking out to sea. I reckon I would look fantastic in some board shorts toting a surf board, but the hired help remind me that felines are not a fan of water – like whatevs! In my spare time, I like to garden and talk to pigeons from the maid’s office desk – often while she is running sessions for her ‘other job’. Now I have been banned from her office and I have my nose right out of joint about that! I also love to stand at the top of the stairs and howl for no reason – cause it makes everyone jump to attention and I love the power!

Lah McCat - Bloody hell, what now?

 

Hi everyone, my name is Lah and I am NOT one of those posh looking ragdolls! I am a man of the street, a mountain lion and proud of it! I keep those floof balls in line and love to stare in the neighbours windows and critique their activities throughout the day. I also like to howl in the middle of the night for absolutely no reason and have a rather bad habit of walking in and out of the cat door at all hours – cause I can! In my spare time I sleep on the lid of the spa pool in the sun and known as ‘Lah on the spa’.